Joke Of The Day

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

What did the mother turkey say to her daughter as she ate?
“Don’t gobble your food.”

Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“I’m stuffed!”

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for a large Thanksgiving dinner.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the musicians let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the band leader save the drumsticks from 38 turkeys?
Because he wanted to play “76 tom bones.”

How do you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What is the best thing to put into stuffing?
Your teeth!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

What sort of glass would you serve cream of turkey soup in?
A goblet.

Why do turkeys hate Thanksgiving?
Because they're cut to pieces, they have the stuffing knocked out of them, and they're picked on for days after Thanksgiving.


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