Saturday's Joke of the Day

Signs you're getting too old to drive

 It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.

 When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something.

 It scares you to drive the speed limit.

 The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.

 You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.

 You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying glass for the windshield.

 Your turn signal has been on since 2003.

Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.

When the police pull you over, they're surprised to find out you're sober.

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Bonus Joke:

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.