 Joke
of the Day:
Dave and Judy were going over the expenses for their upcoming wedding. "$3800 for a dress that's only going to be worn ONCE?" Dave asks.
"Who says it's only going to be worn once?" Judy responds.
"Oh?" Dave says with one eyebrow raised. "You're planning to get married again? You know you can't wear virginal white the second time!"
"No," Judy says, "But I do plan to have a daughter and she'll wear it on her wedding day. And she'll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom."
"I'll bet your mother never bought such an extravaganza," Dave taunts.
"Oh yeah?" Judy counters. "Well, she did too smarty!"
"OK," Dave says. "Then why don't you wear hers?"
Judy answers, "Who wants to get married in THAT old thing?!"
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Bonus Joke:
My mom got mad at my dad the other day and went shopping to relieve her irritation. When she returned home she informed him that she had purchased ten new dresses.
"Ten!" he hollered, "What could any woman want with ten new dresses??"
My mom calmly replied, "Ten new pairs of shoes."
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